Dear {{username}},

First and foremost — thank you. Thank you for your time, the one thing we don't get more of than we spend. Thank you for choosing to spend your time with me out of anywhere else you could be. This is where you are, and I want to acknowledge that directly to you — and tell you that will never be lost on me.

Welcome to TROUBLE & Co.!

As you can see, things are different around here than the other streaming services you've seen me play on. Here it's a bit more structured and purposed. This entry to my site comes with a reminder that this isn't those other streaming services.

If you know me or caught my streams before, you know I'm no nonsense. If you don't, you would be wise to conduct yourself with respect and dignity that is becoming and agreeable to the intent and collective goal of our little community.

This is my one and only warning to anyone joining with ill intent: I will — or one of my moderators will — literally IP ban you from my site. Hopefully it never has to come to that, but there is always one.

Anyways — this here is your acknowledgement that you have been warned about this. That I do not accept your apology afterwards. That we're all adults and think before we speak, and consider how we treat people before we treat them. That forethought alone will not afford my forgiveness in any transgressions against myself or my audience members. If you were sorry, you wouldn't have done X, Y, or Z in the first place. So consider this your first and only warning before ya cheeks catch my size 11 on the way out a door that literally closes forever.

I'm not playing around when it comes to the sanctity of the environment I want to provide for myself and my audience members — yourself included. You must agree that you understand this to move forward.

Thank you for your continued support and anticipated cooperation — thank you for your time, and enjoy the tunes!

All the best,
K. Killette